Funny Birthday Quotes


Birthday quotes are great but funny birthday quotes are even better. Nothing like laughing at your age, or like many younger people like to do with their elders (even if they are only a few months to a few years older) laugh at other peoples ages!  That which is written in red is the thoughts of about that particular quote.



Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong

This is one of my favourite ageing quotes.  And it is so true.  Every year we get older we wonder where our youth went.  That is why it is so important to live each day to the fullest.  Life goes by, way to fast!
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
J.P. Sears

Gray hairs are a sign of wisdom and although we all like to pick fun at then, they are a sign of maturity and should be thought of as nothing else but that!
Old people are fond of giving good advice; it consoles them for no longer being capable of setting a bad example.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld

I suppose at some stage in our lives when we can no longer do, we have to do something.  So we give advice and hope that the person we give it to gets some use out of it!

Old age isn't so bad, when you consider the alternative
Maurice Chevalier

Like I've said before, growing old is an accomplishment and if we don't grow old the alternative is not being here.  I want to grow old, cause if I don't, it means I'm no longer here.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

John P. Grier

A man wrote this, I think that is funny!  But regardless, this is true, if you think you are old, you are, if you think you are young, you will feel young!

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Pope John XXIII

Everyone knows that men age well.  I think this is unfair, but it is true!
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip." 
Author Unknown

I think we put too much emphasis on birthdays and aging.  The important part is enjoying every day we live and not taking anything for granted!
Youth is the time for the adventures of the body, but age for the triumphs of the mind."
Logan Pearsall Smith


We hope you got a good laugh from these hilarious sayings.  We sure did. So while you are getting a good laugh out of someone's ever changing age, make sure to remember to send them birthday wishes.  It is their birthday after all and they should be sent some sort of congratulations.  Every year we get older is an accomplishment in our life.  That is worth a whole lot of congratulations!





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Aging is an inevitable process.  I surely wouldn't want to grow younger. 

The older you become, the more you know; your bank account of knowledge is much richer.

William M. Holden