12 Funny Birthday Quotes

Birthday quotes are great but funny birthday quotes are even better. Nothing like laughing at your age, or like many younger people like to do with their elders (even if they are only a few months to a few years older) laugh at other peoples ages!


  1. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
    Cora Harvey Armstrong

  2. Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
    J.P. Sears

  3. Instead of birthday spankings now a days, we allow children to beat the crap out fo a pinata.
    Julie Hebert

  4. Old people are fond of giving good advice; it consoles them for no longer being capable of setting a bad example.
    Francois De La Rochefoucauld

  5. Old age isn't so bad, when you consider the alternative
    Maurice Chevalier

  6. You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
    John P. Grier

  7. Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
    Pope John XXIII

  8. A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip."
    Author Unknown

  9. Youth is the time for the adventures of the body, but age for the triumphs of the mind."
    Logan Pearsall Smith

  10. Aging is an inevitable process. I surely wouldn't want to grow younger.
    Julie Hebert

  11. The older you become, the more you know; your bank account of knowledge is much richer.
    William M. Holden

  12. Women mature as they age, men never seem to mature. Ever birthday is just another excuse to get the latest toy!
    Julie Hebert

We hope you got a good laugh from these hilarious sayings. We sure did. So while you are getting a good laugh out of someone's ever changing age, make sure to remember to send them birthday wishes. It is their birthday after all and they should be sent some sort of congratulations. Every year we get older is an accomplishment in our life. That is worth a whole lot of congratulations!

For more birthday wishes options try:

Funny Birthday Sayings

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